Dear Rachel,

I was working on building a piano with the elephant poop you so generously provisioned when I was interrupted by a phone call from my mother who was out and about in Austin and ultimately had to hang up because she was worried that someone else was leaving the cake shop—Uh uh this woman has giant bags. I hope she didn't get mine. I'd better run in. OK talk to you later.—with the cake balls she had ordered.

My mind wandered.

 

 

 

Elephant poop would make fine cake balls.

 

 

Christmas tree ornaments

 

 

 

Easter eggs!
(Did you know that in Germany they decorate trees with eggs at Easter?)

 

 

 

Golf balls
(I'm starting to feel like all of my ideas are way too obvious.)

 

 

 

Hackey sacks

 

 

 

pom poms for DIY pom pom shorts
(for casual)

 

 

 

Brooches
(for fancy)

 

 

 

Hair pieces

 

 

 

Billiard balls

 

 

 

Neck balls

 

 

 

Molecular modeling balls

 

 

 

Bean bag chairs (for doll houses)

 

 

 

Coins (for gumball machines)

 

 

 

Igloos

 

 

 

OK. I'm back.